Las Vegas trip drinking roll call:
Friday night:
6-8pm – Two Heinkens – drive to airport
8-11pm – One Grande Pilsner and a little pint sidekick while waiting for the delayed plane
11-12pm – One Bicardi avec Coke, Two Vodkas avec Coke coloring
12-12:30pm – Cab to hotel, check-in, unfortunately, no drinking
12:30pm – 4:30am – One large glass of Washington Apple (hurk), Three Large Very Strong Rum and Cokes, Three Beers at Cesear’s
5am – Return to hotel, cry self to sleep
Saturday Afternoon:
2pm – Awake, peel self out of bed, crawl to bathroom, dry heave
3pm – Shower, dry heave, dress, dry heave, hurl myself out the door into the 100 degree heat, ride the monorail and hike from the Hilton to the Mirage pool, collapse in cabana, pass out
4pm – One 22 ounce Bud Light, One Quart of Captain and Coke, recover from hangover for approximately 20 minutes
5pm – Slip back into skull-splitting hangover, stumble back to Hilton, almost defoul two casino garbage cans and one monorail car, pass out in cavernous hotel room
8:30pm – Rise from the grave, dinner at Galagher’s, one bottle of Pinot Noir
10pm – 5:30am – Three Large Rum and Coke’s at the Rio, Nine Rum and Coke’s at Score’s
6am – Return to hotel room, drool self to sleep
Sunday morning:
10am – Awake, feeling bloody, shower, shovel omelet in face, cab to airport, six hours of flying and sitting in airports, horribly hungover
All in all, 4 out of 5 star Vegas trip (minus one star for no Warp Core Breach)
