But today, he is a soldier! Er, freedom protector…or something, how are they clasifying Mid-East occupaton forces now? Democratic defenders? Freedom fornicators? What’s the most appealing euphemism for Midwest bible-thumpers these days? No matter, this is about the new camera that my pre-apocalypse dollars bought me, this one’s for you Herr Cheney! Check that miga-pixel resolution! You can almost taste the American body count, mmm, delicious freedom. Gargle with it.
